Friday, November 13, 2009

A True Honor...

In Honor of tomorrow's Big Game, Mark and I wanted to send our Vandal Love and Support to Boise, Idaho. Vandal's we know you will play with heart, soul, and Vandal spirit. Win or Loose we will always be tride and true to you! GO VANDALS!
Our Engagment Picture, November 2006 (Like the sweatshirts?)
Q: Why do Bronco Fans leave their diploma's in the dashboards of their car?
A: So they are able to park in handicap spaces.
Did you hear about the Bronco fan who was so upset that the Vandals beat Boise State that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of his basement window?
Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the Boise State University campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.
Q: How do you make Boise State University cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: What's the difference between a Boise State fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Boise News Report: Football practice in Boise was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Chris Petersen, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
It was reported that Boise State head football coach Chris Petersen will only be dressing twenty players for the Idaho game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.

Q: How do you get a Boise State University grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

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